snackonpizza:

when ya mum say dinners done and your hungry af : image

ifyouarebrave:

My life on the daily

ifyouarebrave:

My life on the daily

p-ureza:

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satying-strong:

Love em We Heart It.
chocolateguru:

Chocolate Birthday Cake

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slowpokeburger:

suckmyphallus:

spicybutthole:

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milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

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now listen up you little shit i did not just give up my rightful place as queen of the glade and get usurped by shucking eustace so you can have a cute existential crisis okay i am so over this klunk thomas you don’t even know pain let me tell you i wake up every day and have three kinds of hopeless depression cherries on my giant slimy metal slugs are trying to kill me sundae with oh god why is this happening to me sprinkled liberally on top and i still manage to run this town and landscape like a boss and roll my pants up real cute and hold my drink like a mothershucking champ and do i even limp thomas NO because i have better things to do than be a little bitch i am done wasting this perfect feathered hairdo on you losers you are getting us the shuck out of this second grade science project so you better kick your ass into gear before i rip through these bars and give you something to cry about

- Newt, The Maze Runner (via mightygayders  (via wickedisgood)

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zackisontumblr:

a moment of silence for all the money spent on textbooks that could have been used for concert tickets

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

Whaaaat???!!

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Dylan O’brien being interviewed by Daniele Rizzo (who is interviewing like a WICKED employee) check it out, it’s the funniest interview, Dylan just plays along as Thomas! [x]

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kinoda:

Sorry for my poor English… 

kinoda:

Sorry for my poor English… 

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malia week  day three → favorite outfits

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fullmetalstupid:

My vows are going to be, “I hate almost everything in the world, but you are that one thing that I can kind of tolerate.”

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